The Bad At Magic Glossary

TermTypeDefinitionEpisode
48-degree experienceConceptWhen two platonic friends decide to do a naked trail run together. 48 is the ideal temperature for such a run to take place (according to Urban Dictionary).48
a bit of a ‘stitch up’Bad at Englishthe fix is in31
ad hominemLogical FallacyYou attacked your opponent’s character or personal traits in an attempt to undermine their argument.54, 56
agreeablenessConceptone of the ‘big five’ personality factors or traits; someone’s tendency to be or not be agreeable (usually measured on a scale)1
all-singing all-dancingBad at EnglishFull-featured; i.e. “all the bells and whistles”46
Amato/aItalianbeloved16
analysis paralysisConceptAn individual or group ceases making progress due to inability to make a decision2
anchoringBiasThe first thing you judge influences your judgment of all that follows.55
anecdotalLogical FallacyYou used a personal experience or an isolated example instead of a sound argument or compelling evidence.56
appeal to emotionLogical FallacyAn attempt to manipulate an emotional response in place of a valid or compelling argument.50
apple catchers / Bridget Jones pants “Bridgets”Bad at Englishgranny panties26
ashtray on a motorbikeBad at Englishuseless, could describe objects or people32
Ask me one on showbiz Bad at Englishthis is too complicated [female]12
Ask me one on sport Bad at Englishthis is too complicated [male]12
availability heueristicbiasYour judgments are influenced by what springs most easily to mind59
backfire effectBiasWhen some aspect of your core beliefs is challenged, it can cause you to believe even more strongly.42
bang-onBad at EnglishAdj./Adv. (1943): with absolute accuracy; U.S.: “spot on”; Verb (1979): talk too much48
bank holidayBad at EnglishSimilar to “federal holiday”; means day off59
banterBad at Englishsystematic teasing people in a way that’s outwardly rude, but usually affectionate in intent17
barkingBad at Englishcrazy; sometimes used as a noun15
begging the questionLogical Fallacy48, 56
belief biasBiasIf a conclusion supports your existing beliefs, you’ll rationalize anything that supports it.53, 56
bespoke Bad at EnglishAdj., made for a particular customer or user2
Bloom’s TaxonomyConcepta hierarchical model used to classify educational learning objectives.44
bollocksBad at Englishballs; used to express contempt, annoyance, or defiance11
Brandolini’s LawConceptalso known as the bullshit asymmetry principle, is an internet adage which emphasizes the difficulty of debunking false, facetious, or otherwise misleading information: “The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.”43, 44
Budyko BlanketConceptThe idea of geoengineering by putting some sort of substance into the atmosphere to counteract the effects of global warming. 33, 52
bullyBad at Englishadj. very good, excellent54
can’t be botheredBad at Englishdoesn’t want to do something; couldn’t care less20
Chasing the dragonConceptTrying to get back to a high you felt before; sometimes used in relation to drugs, but here used to describe an old game (like World of Warcraft) that doesn’t give you the euphoria it used to59
Chesterton’s FenceConceptA reference to the concept of second-order thinking from the 1929 book The Thing by G.K. Chesterton: in the arena of reform, before you tear down a fence, first understand why it was there.49, 57
chin wagBad at EnglishBritish, informal: a friendly conversation : CHAT58
chuffedBad at EnglishAdj. very pleased49
clear as chipsBad at EnglishChips meaning: thick-cut french fries; Americans say “clear as mud” 47
closest crocodile to the canoeBad at EnglishNearest problem when there’s a lot to worry about4
Couldn’t organize piss up in a brewery Bad at Englishso incompetent as to be able to do something obvious and easy; Americans might say, “Couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.”25
curse of knowledgeBiasOnce you understand something you presume it to be obvious to everyone.49
daftBad at Englishbrash, silly, foolish28
declinismBiasYou remember the past as better than it was, and expect the future to be worse than it will likely be.47
desire pathConceptpeople tend to follow the path of least resistance which sometimes takes them off the pavement and leaves a trail in the grass; this concept can refer to dirt trails in the grass or any outward manifestation that follows this pattern24
does what it says on the tinBad at Englishperforms as advertised35
done and dustedBad at Englishcompletely finished51
dummyBad at EnglishPacifier (America), Plug (Ben)41
Dunning-Kruger EffectConceptThe psychological phenomenon that occurs when you first learn about something and then you see it everywhere. It was already there, you just didn’t notice it.29, 30, 34
faffBad at Englishn. an overcomplicated task, especially one perceived as a waste of time; v. to waste time on an unproductive activity21
fallacy fallacyLogical FallacyYou presumed that because a claim has been poorly argued, or a fallacy has been made, that the claim itself must be wrong46, 56
false causeLogical FallacyYou presumed that a real or perceived relationship between things means that one is the cause of the other.43, 56
Fermi paradoxconceptthe apparent contradiction between the high likelihood of extraterrestrial life and the lack of evidence of extraterrestrial life52
fundamental attribution errorBiasYou judge others on their character, but yourself on the situation.56
gambler’s fallacyLogical FallacyYou said that ‘runs’ occur to statistically independent phenomena such as roulette wheel spins.58
gert lush Bad at Englishreally, really nice27
gheeBad at EnglishGhee is a class of clarified butter that originated in ancient India. But it means vagina in Ireland. 7
gone offBad at Englishspoiled, as in “gone-off milk”29
good shoutBad at Englishwell said30
groupthinkBiasYou let the social dynamics of a group situation override the best outcomes.57
haiverBad at Englishv. talk in a foolish or trivial manner, speak nonsense 60
hard vs. soft magic systemsConceptHard magic systems follow specific rules, the magic is controlled and explained to the reader in the narrative detailing the mechanics behind the way the magic ‘works’, and can be used for building interesting worlds that revolve around the magic system. Soft magic systems may not have clearly defined rules or limitations, or provide limited exposition regarding their workings, and are used to create a sense of wonder to the reader.3, 13
Hitchen’s RazorConceptthe burden of proof regarding the truthfulness of a claim lies with the one who makes the claim; if this burden is not met, then the claim is unfounded, and its opponents need not argue further in order to dismiss it.44
jam tomorrowBad at Englishtoday is sparse, but tomorrow will be better (it won’t)18
knackeredBad at EnglishAdj. broken, tired; also: the profession of slaughtering old or sick horses52
know your onionsBad at Englishto be very knowledeable about something53
law of urinationConceptthe biological maxim that mammals tend to take about 20 seconds to pee regardless of size 19
like chalk and cheese Bad at Englishcomparing two things that appear similar but aren’t; British equivalent of “like comparing apples and oranges”33
Living at Her Majesty’s Pleasure Bad at Englisha ‘legal term of art’ (situational jargon) meaning: in prison13
loaded questionLogical FallacyYou asked a question that had a presumption built into it so that it couldn’t be answered without appearing guilty.56
lurgyBad at Englisha sort of catch-all phrase for a sickness that’s easy to catch but not that serious24
Mise-en-scèneConceptthe stage design and arrangement of actors in scenes for a theatre or film production; pronounced: meez on sen7, 34, 35, 41
mob-handed Bad at Englishin a large group, especially in a large, threatening group of people6
naughts and crossesBad at EnglishTic-tac-toe38
negativity biasBiasYou allow negative things to disproportionately influence your thinking.44, 56
Orthogonality ThesisConcept[see video link]21
Pareto PrincipleConceptThe idea that for many outcomes, roughly 80% of consequences come from 20% of the causes (the “vital few”). Sometimes callde the 80/20 rule.40, 41
personal incredulityLogical FallacyBecause you found something difficult to understand, or are unaware of how it works, you made out like it’s probably not true.60
Pete TongBad at EnglishCockney Rhyming Slang for: Wrong; Usage: “It’s all gone Pete Tong.”43
pitch upBad at Englishv. informal; to arrive in a place9
posh Bad at Englishfancy in a high-society way; elegant, fashionable; expensive36
push the boat outBad at Englishbe lavish in one’s spending or celebrations3
reactanceBiasYou’d rather do the opposite of what someone is trying to make you do.56
reinforcement schedulesConceptThe simplest rules controlling reinforcement are continuous reinforcement, where every response is reinforced, and extinction, where no response is reinforced. Between these extremes, more complex “schedules of reinforcement” specify the rules that determine how and when a response will be followed by a reinforcer.47
retconConceptRevise (an aspect of a fictional work) retrospectively, typically by introducing a piece of new information that imposes a different interpretation on previously described events. 51
RST systemconceptAmateur radio scale for rating quality of connection by Readibility – Strength – Tone; sometimes it’s said, “I read you 5 by 9,” which means maximum score for R & S59
Sanderson’s Laws of MagicConcept1) An author’s ability to solve a conflict with magic is directly proportional to how well the reader understands said magic
2) The limitations of a magic system are more interesting than its capabilities
3) Expand on what you have already before you add something new
4) LAW ZERO: always err on the side of that which is awesome!
3, 12, 13, 18, 36, 42, 45, 46
Schrödinger’s catconcepta thought expirement to illustrate the paradox of quantum supersition; usually used to refer to something that could be one of two states but is in a super state of being both and neither until observed53
self-licking lollipop Bad at Englisha self-perpetuating system that has no purpose other than to sustain itself23
self-serving biasBiasYou believe your failures are due to external factors, yet you’re responsible for your successes.51, 56
shaggy dog taleconceptlong, pointless, meandering story53
ShovelwareConceptbad licensed video games, usually rushed to concide with the release of a movie14
slippery slopeLogical FallacyYou said that if we allow A to happen, then Z will eventually happen too, therefore A should not happen.52
slopey shoulderBad at EnglishWhen a person delegates anything given to them or slides it straight off their work load onto someone else out of laziness39
Software as a serviceConcepta subscription-based model for providing software to consumers; usually implies continuous upgrades/improvements32
spit out your dummyBad at EnglishDummy meaning: pacifier, as in throw a temper tantrum in a childish way; usually used to describe adults57
square cube lawConceptthe biological idea that as an organism’s length grows by an order of magnitude, its skin and volume are each 10 times greater again19
stabilisersBad at Englishtraining wheels10
straw manLogical FallacyMisrepresenting  someone’s argument to make it easier to attack.41
swings and roundaboutsBad at Englishn. gains and losses that offset each other50
TailgatingConceptSometimes called “Piggybacking”: following someone through a security checkpoint without independently validating your credentials59
teaching grandma to suck eggsBad at Englishsaying something that’s probably obvious22
technically correctConceptthe best kind of correct33
that’s a bit pantsBad at Englisha bummer26
That’s a good starter for tenBad at EnglishReference classic British TV quiz show ‘University Challenge’; means: “That’s a good start”14
The 5 Love LanguagesConceptthe idea that people express and understand expressions of love in one (or more) of the following 5 “languages”:
– receiving gifts
– quality time
– words of affirmation
– acts of service
– physical touch
9
The Long TailConceptThe idea that if you give people more access to variety and a way to find out about it and access it, the demand for unpopular things exceeds the demand for popular things. Read the landmark article by Chris Anderson in Wired magazine (Oct ’84) in the link.29, 32, 55
The Peter PrincipleConceptThe Peter Principle is a concept in management developed by Laurence J. Peter, which observes that people in a hierarchy tend to rise to their “level of incompetence”: employees are promoted based on their success in previous jobs until they reach a level at which they are no longer competent, as skills in one job do not necessarily translate to another.41
the pictionary problemconceptA game that depends on the charisma and energy of the players for its fun52
threw his teddies out of the cot/pram Bad at Englishgot angry and threw a tantrum like a baby5
tickety booBad at EnglishAdj. (informal, everything is good56
to have a butchers Bad at Englishlook, Cockney Rhyming Slang8
top-down/bottom-up designConceptTop-down and bottom-up are both strategies of information processing and knowledge ordering, used in a variety of fields …  they can be seen as a style of thinking, teaching, or leadership.
A top-down approach is essentially the breaking down of a system to gain insight into its compositional sub-systems in a reverse engineering fashion.
A bottom-up approach is the piecing together of systems to give rise to more complex systems, thus making the original systems sub-systems of the emergent system.
3, 33, 40
Trolley ProblemConcepta thought expirement where an individual has to choose between interfering in a system to prevent a tragedy that requires them to decide to injure/kill someone else deliberately to do so33
trot on as normal Bad at Englishmaintain the status quo37
Trump Bad at Englishfart19
tu quoqueLogical FallacyYou avoided having to engage with criticism by turning it back on the accuser – you answered criticism with criticism.56
uncanny valleyConcepta hypothesized relationship between the degree of an object’s resemblance to a human being and the emotional response to such an object. The concept suggests that humanoid objects which imperfectly resemble actual human beings provoke uncanny or strangely familiar feelings of eeriness and revulsion in observers2
utterly reddersBad at EnglishAdj., very hot (as in weather)55
washing upBad at Englishv. the act of doing the dishes; or n. the dishes that need to be done40
young prodigy and late bloomerConceptthe idea that great artists don’t all follow the same pattern: some do their best work when they’re young, and some do their best work later in life38